Drink Every Time:

1. Achilles gets naked
2. There's a one-on-one showdown
3. Any wife or girlfriend begs her stud (or Paris) not to go into battle
4. Anyone mentions Apollo
5. Legolas . . . errr, Paris shoots an arrow
6. Anyone is referred to as a great or powerful warrior
7. Agammemnon is pissed at Achilles
8. Odysseus smooths Achilles over

Want to get wasted? Anyone gets killed.