The Drinking Game

By: Ron J. Wunner and a trained moose.

To play this game you and several of your friends (who posses a sense of humor) will require a copy of the funniest movie ever made (The Grrrail !), a generous amount of your favorite alcoholic beverage… and 100 Mexican Whooping Llamas.Drink whenever:1. anyone rides an imaginary horse. 2. twice if he dismounts.

1. no, 3. The King speaks and is totally ignored by someone.

2. there is a castle on the screen. (real, animated, or “just a model”)

3. anyone mentions a swallow. (African or European)

4. a cat screams.

5. someone is “not quite dead.”

6. a peasant knows more about politics than the King.

7. the Black Knight gets seriously wounded and shrugs it off.

8. a group of monks chants in Latin.

9. a villager wants to “BURN” someone.

10. Bedimir lifts his visor to speak.

11. twice if he talks with it down.

12. thrice if he lifts it and doesn’t speak.

13. a Frenchman taunts Englishmen.

14. twice if he “taunts them a second time.”

15. any animal (live or wooden) is thrown from a catapult.

16. someone runs away.

17. anyone exclaims “right!”

18. God speaks or is mentioned. (this includes Lord and JESUS CHRIST!)

19. there is an animated “butt” on the screen.

20. someone says “Ni!”

21. twice if it causes pain to anyone.

22. there is any reference to a chicken. (spoken or otherwise)

23. there is a dramatic musical chord. (i.e. …a shrubbery! (Ta Daa!))

24. anyone mentions a shrub, shrubbery, or being a shrubber.

25. a knight “soils” his armor.

26. twice if he does it again.

27. King Arthur counts “five.”

28. Sir Bedimir mispronounces something.

29. there is much rejoicing.

30. Tim the Enchanter blows up something just for the hell of it.

31. a guard doesn’t understand his orders.

32. a guard hiccups.

33. Sir Launcelot kills an innocent person for no good reason, in his…idiom.

34. anyone says “grail.”

Serious players may choose to instate the one and only applicable rule when watching a movie of this magnitude; anyone who attempts to “quote” a line from the film and screws it up must finish an entire beverage.