Drink Every Time

1. Dillon is mentioned in the same sentence as Harvard
2. Anyone plays football
3. David and Sally flirt
4. McGivern has trouble in Ze French Class
5. Ze French teacher is mocked or punk'd
6. David gets in a fight with anyone (You Cowards!! counts)
7. Anytime anyone mentions the douchey rivalry between the two prep schools

Want to get wasted?

Anytime someone makes a stereotypical comment or joke.