One of the all-time classics, a beer lovers "movie of a lifetime." What you need to do is get A LOT of beer and a copy of the movie "Strange Brew" starring Bob and Doug McKenzie, those whacked-out Canadian beer hounds. Version 1:

Watch it. Anytime somebody says "eh" (pronounced like the letter 'A'), drink. For example, "Get me a beer, eh?" Version 2:

Watch it. Anytime somebody says "hoser," drink. For example, "You're a hoser." Version 3:

Watch it. Anytime somebody says "eh" or "hoser," drink. It's all that simple.